Losing Things

Now, those of you that know me, know that I lose my phone on average, once a week, sometimes it is two. I can deal with that because I have email and a tablet, well now an iPad mini as my tablet seems to have gone belly up. But I have now managed to lose the TV remote. This not only perplexes me as there are only so many feet it can crawl, fly, or scoot away from the comfort of my handy dandy remote pocket on my chair - as you can see below.

I have looked in trash can, under, in and around chair, under bed and stands etc etc etc. It has run away and hidden very well indeed!! Help, Help, Help...I need velcro all of the important things to me!